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Hi má»?i ngÆ°á»?i,
Tớ đang tìm bà i "Một thuở yêu đà n" sáng tác Hoà ng Tr�ng , do Tịnh Quyên hát. Bà i nà y vietnhim cũng có nhưng chỉ có lyric thôi. Qua tìm hiểu tớ được biết bà i nà y có trong album "Những...
Hi,
Bạn nà o có bà i hát nà y kô? Nếu có là m ơn reply nhé. Tôi tìm mãi mà kô được. Thx :-D
Love has 4 levels
1: hand in hand
2: something in hand
3: hand in something
4: something in something
A man and a woman, who have never met before, who are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed...
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took...
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that the lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
I've often wanted to drown my...
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first...
Sex!!
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Milo" or "Ki". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.
When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I...
There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon,...
After nights of frustrating attempts of trying to seduce his wife, the Japanese man finally made a proposition to his wife.
"If you want to have sex with me, let me know by pulling on my penis...
On a flight from Saigon to Los Angeles, an American sat beside a Vietnamese. American asked Vietnamese, "What kind of "ese" are you?
"Excuse me?"
"What kind of "ese" are you?"
"Excuse me,...
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant.
"Sid," asked Al, "Are there any Jews in China?"
"I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"
When the waiter came by, Al...
Internet is becoming popularized in China. More and more people have opened an email account. However, there are still some problems with this new media. Mis-delivery is a serious one. Last week a...
this is way too racist.. esp when i have filipino friends ...
but watever...ignore the country names
The SETTING: Pageant Night Ms. Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion
THE FINALISTS: ...
English essay for you
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This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:
Rebecca and Gary
English 44A
SMU
Creative Writing ...
John and Mike are walking from religious service.
John wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
Mike replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"
So John goes up to the...
true story
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A relative died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then...
Dave had it coming
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Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing...
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings. A man picks it up and engages the hands free speaker-function. He begins to talk. Everyone else in the room can’t...
Little Johnny
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a new baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and baby came home from the hospital...
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these...
On his first day on the job, the trainee dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a F***ING cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded: "You fool, you've...
Dark in here
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A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her...
Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The two fought and one KILLED the other to have the lady.
Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- They both had...
something from Singapore...
One day, Ah Choy & Ah Seng were walking down the Chinatown when they saw something in their path.
"Wait!" cried Ah Choy.
"Wat is lat ho?"
"Yah ho! Be...
A Singapore English radio station, was holding a live radio segment at a shopping mall. The DJ was hosting a game show where prizes were given away to kids on stage if they could name the opposite...
Student vs Teacher
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go...
A woman was helping her husband set up his
computer, and at the appropriate point in the
process, told him that he would now need to
enter a password.. Something he will use to
log on.
The...
A priest in a small rural town was very fond of the ten chickens and one handsome cock rooster he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.
One Saturday night, the priest discovered that the cock...
Old but wise
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An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older...
